Funny questions to ask your partner

The funniest answers come from real life, not silly hypotheticals. These questions dig up the habit you copied, the thing you broke and never mentioned and the argument one of you quietly lost. Expect a few confessions.

Ask them out loud and let each answer turn into a story. They work well with friends around too, as long as you both agree nothing is off the record.

1. What habit of mine have you secretly started copying?
2. Which argument of ours do you now think I won?
3. What would your teenage self think of me?
4. What do I do before guests arrive that stresses you out?
5. Who makes me laugh the most?
6. What have you broken that you never admitted to?
7. When do you find me funniest?
8. Would you tell a friend their new haircut looks bad?
9. What have you broken at someone else's house?
10. What's the worst gift you've ever given?
11. What’s the worst advice you followed because the person giving it sounded confident?
12. What’s a story your friends told me about you that you still think needs correcting?
13. What do I do when I’m trying to escape a conversation without making the other person feel bad?
14. Who do I become unusually formal around, even though I know them well?
15. What harmless opinion of mine do you completely disagree with?
16. What can you tell about my mood just from how I answer the phone?